I want to be Dolly Parton

Sure Sarah, that's a legitimate career choice...

Two exciting things happened this weekend:
My mum referred to 'Stockholm Syndrome' as "Copenhagen Syndrome.'
It was almost as funny as the time she thought it was 1988.
&
I got chatted up by a guy on the train.
He said he could see that my halo was held up by devil horns.

Oh my god I am so incredibly bored I think I'm going to paint my ceiling.

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There's something incredibly satisfying about making pirate noises.
And pretending to bite the invisible bird sitting on your shoulder.

I'm an arrrghtist.