My cat doesn't eat, or if she does she certainly likes to pretend that I am putting her through immense pain, based of my horrendus judgment of adequate cat food flavours.
Oh but don't get me started on cat food flavours. WHAT FRICKING CAT ACTUALLY CATCHES TUNA. ITS NOT NATURAL THAT THEY SHOULD EAT IT.
and what about other meats for that matter. surely cats should eat 'mouse' cat food. (or in my kitty's case 'grasshopper'...)
possibly they have some sort of communist type system, where if big cats like lions manage to kill and eat cows, then all other kinds of cats are entitled to the same food. OH MY GOD WHO KNOWS. IM TOO DRUNK TO BE THINKING ABOUT THESE THINGS.
goodnight.
1 comment:
I highly approve of this drunken kitty rant, as I am usually the girl drunk on the internet ranting about something. LET'S BE FRIENDS.
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